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Please Don't Cut Your Dick Off

from Smick Folk by Acoustic Dan

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Please don't cut your dick off
You've just taken to much drugs
Please don't cut your dick off
You've just taken to much drugs
For if you were to cut your dick off
Sure you'd not have no fun
Please don't cut your dick off
You've just taken to much drugs

Years ago I had a house
That I shared with some friends
We were in a band together
Mentally disturbed young men
And we would always push it
As far as we could
Fucked up 24/7
We were all still in our youth

I came home from work one night
I could sense something was wrong
I checked in the video box
All 14 trips were gone
And I could hear strange noises
Coming from one of the rooms
So I ascended the stairs
Armed with fly spray and a broom

And I said

Please don't cut your dick off
You've just taken to much drugs
Please don't cut your dick off
You've just taken to much drugs
For if you were to cut your dick off
Sure you'd not have no fun
Please don't cut your dick off
You've just taken to much drugs

I knocked on his door
But I got no reply
So I kicked it open
Seen the madness in his eyes
An outstretched knob in his left hand
Rusty scissors in his right
And I know it might sound mental
But it was a pretty standard night

And I said

Please don't cut your dick off
You've just taken to much drugs
Please don't cut your dick off
You've just taken to much drugs
And he said "What the fuck are you on about?
Are ya fuckin nuts?”

I'm just giving my pubes a trim
I do them once a month
I'm just giving my pubes a trim
I do them once a month

credits

from Smick Folk, released June 3, 2021
Guitar and Vocals - Daniel Gregory
Backing Vocals - Sean Doone
Backing Vocals - James Doone
Produced - Chris Dickson

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