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Vocal and Drum

by Acoustic Dan and Gerard Skelly

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Stardust 02:09
Stardust Sometimes ya might feel like you don't matter and that everything you do is pointless, and in the grand scheme of things, youre right. You're surrounded by people that don't care about you or your problems cause theyre to bogged down with their own shit, their own internal fears. You are forever locked inside your own body and no one will ever understand what it is to be you. You are truly alone. We are made of stardust but so is shite x3 Now get some perspective on your life In 100 years or so ,or a lot less, after your death, no one will even know you excited. The universe and time are so vast and uncaring that to them you are less than an atom that lives it's whole painfully sorry confused existence in the blink of an eye. Like a fart in the wind. One moment you were there and the next you'll be gone, before anything even noticed. Good holy Mary and St Joseph We are made of stardust but so is shite x3 Now get some perspective on your life But then, on the day you were born to your mother, or even the first time someone fell in love with you, even if it was just for a fleeting moment, to someone you were, or maybe still are, the most important and beautiful thing that has ever been in all of creation, you mattered more than it all. And even if it was just for one day, surely you can see how magical that is...how magical you are...not me though, I think you're a cunt. We are made of stardust but so is shite x3 Now get some perspective on your life
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Madhouse by day All the fuckin headers are back in town x2 It used to be like this Back in the 80s Sept there ain't no solders now Searching auld ladies But the manic street preachers Are back by the dozen With faces that look like Their parents were cousins They dont have no problem Ignoring the junkies That sit on the cribbies With eyes that are hungry Banging on about Jesus And the souls of the nation And the dangers of gay love And masturbation All the fuckin headers are back in town x2 When I walk to work And the seagulls are stalking They're already out there Singing and balling So I put on my headphones And ignore the zealots Give a wink and a nod To the white busking Elvis I blame the lock down Though it was essential A dipping point that drove All of the weak mental The pressure kept growing The pot it was squealing And it all got to much Then the lid hit the ceiling And now All the fuckin headers are back in town x2 They're all fuckin crazy x5 They're sad and they're lonely They're all fuckin crazy They're sad and they're lonely And All the fuckin headers are back in town x2
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Stories like this Back a lot of years ago Maybe it was 92 Me and a few lads Went on the beek from school The sun was in the sky And we thought fuck this lark So we registered in class Then fucked off to the park Stories like this are the reason that I'm fucked up When we were on our way there We robbed macerlanes To get some creamy dams And took a good long chase Cause the fellas in the factory Were always on the watch But the gave up all their chasing When we got to the park Stories like this are the Stories like this are the Stories like this are the reason that I'm fucked up Fucked up We were eating dirty buns On top of a slope When two adult twin brothers Came onto the pitch below They punched the fuck out of each other The wrestled to the ground Then they started kissing violently And rolling all around So we all ran like hairy bears And handed ourselves in And we didn't give a flying fuck For the trouble we'd be in So don't be being bad boys And don't be beeking school Especially in the park Cause you could end up getting tooled Stories like this are the Stories like this are the Stories like this are the reason that I'm fucked up
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Politicians 00:24
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Modern World 01:59
The modern world The modern world makes me wanna kill myself Stay the fuck off twitter Stupid When you're angry at someone stupid Cause if you bully a bully Stupid Well that makes you a bully Stupid Sit with that for a minute Stupid Now do ya feel like a twat Stupid You're only feeding the fire Stupid And it'll only get higher Stupid It's gonna eat us all up Stupid Cause it can never get enough Stupid The modern world makes me wanna kill myself Yeah you're not that important Stupid I know you were told that you were Stupid By your parents who were fuckin stupid Maybe as stupid as you Stupid Keyboard war isn't war Stupid And piling on isn't brave Stupid The culture war isn't true Stupid You're being played for a fool Stupid By the people that think you're stupid Cause clicks are worth money Stupid The modern world makes me wanna kill myself They'll happily fuck us all Stupid For a couple of bob Stupid Break up a family or 2 Stupid And what will they do Stupid When you say something wrong Stupid Oh they'll come for you Stupid Only a matter of time Stupid Cause everybody is flawed Stupid And everybody makes mistakes Stupid It's all part of being human Stupid The modern world makes me wanna kill myself Its time for understanding Stupid Cause you know in your heart Stupid What I'm saying isn't stupid Stupid And sympathy is king Stupid And forgiveness is its queen Stupid And love is its son Stupid Don't use your phone as a gun Stupid Cause you'll turn it on yourself Stupid And all of your old friends Stupid Will cheer and clap Stupid The modern world makes me wanna kill myself When you fall in your own trap Stupid That you once loved so much Stupid Oh where will we be stupid With no chance to redeem stupid Well im giving you a chance Stupid To get past yourself Stupid Cause those that point fingers Stupid Are saying don't look at me Stupid Have a think about that Stupid Before you touch a fuckin key Stupid The modern world makes me wanna kill myself x4
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Jungle by night When I'd eventually finished up Making pizza for drunks I walked through the town With my hood up I kept my earphones in I Ignored the pished up and pinned Where the atmospheres think With short skirts and hard dick Two men start fighting in the street Their shirts are thrown at their feet An arse crack was revealed As a young man's head hit the concrete And all the revellers walk past Some of them even laughed At this fat kids bare ass Laid out cold on the footpath When I was trying to catch the last bus on a Saturday night I tried staring at the ground as I walked The pavement was a mixture of macdonalds rappers, piss stains and empty bags of chalk The air was filled music, loud voices and the potential for violence was everywhere Like anything goes and everythings fair I thought i heard somebody call my name Then I remembered my name wasn't "here dickhead what the fuck are you looking at" I never bothered turning around again I wished it would start to rain There was a smell of good weed or raw piss As I watched two lovers kiss Just outside the glowing lights of city hall He stuck his tongue down her gub and she tugged on skin tight Jean balls People were having fun with friends Were as I just felt a growing ball of dread I walked past the shady closed up shops And headed for the bus stop When I was trying to catch the last bus on a Saturday night I wanted the manic street preachers back The same root I took this morning only now its drunk and its sky is black The same streets, the same people and they still sing and call But not for Jesus now, oh no not at all Now it's the other guys turn The one that likes to fuck and burn I could feel the weight of it all on my back Like the world was in a rucksack Eventually after a one sided conversation with a drunk the 7A and I finally did meet I sat on my cold arse seat When a bottle of methadone Rolled to my feet I thought Jesus fuck what a world Some poor cunts names on there All this time I just wanted to get home Yeah all this time I just wanted to get home to her When i was trying to catch the last bus on a Saturday night

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There's a good chance i've fucked up a shit ton of the lyrics on here. what can i say!? I've got theses tits now and no education. Hope you enjoy! this album is for Denis...if you know you know...

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released June 3, 2023

All songs by Daniel Gregory and Gerard Skelly
Produced and mastered by Chris Dickson

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